I Hate it When......

In this world today there are things that infuriate me to the highest level possible. things that make me want to scream, play in traffic, die on an instant, or stab myself in the eyes with a fork. No im not mentally disturbed, or one of those pessimistic people who see life with the glass half empty. I totally see life with the glass half full, and i love animals and helping poor people. But those darn dumb things in life just tick the mess out of me. its like one of those things that you get so annoyed at you cant do anything but stare in awe with your mouth wide open or sit in a padded room and bang your head against the wall all day and be totally satisfied and content with what you did that day. Lets begin. I hate it when you're about to be late to going to an appointment, and you're only five minutes away. But every stop light wants to turn yellow right before you get to the point of no return and you have to stop on red. Then the light takes an extra long time to turn green. I hate it when you take your time to write an extra long essay and your friend decides to play a trick on you and hold down the backspace button while you are talking with them, me not noticing that my wonderful piece of work is being deleted, forcing me to start over and think more than the required amount for the day. I hate it when you are standing in on place having a conversation with somebody or looking at something and someone else stands right in front of you, almost touching you as if you were never standing there in the first place. I hate when people interrupt me in the middle of a sentence. I hate it when people litter. i hate it when old men jog around town, with a hairy chest and wear nothing but a pair of daisy duke shorts, shoes, and ear phones. I hate it when i see an over sized cheerleader. We know shes not a tumbler. I hate it when guys wear grills and think its the coolest thing in the world. I also Hate it when people walk out the bathroom without washing their hands. There are alot of things that get on my nerves, but we dont have a century to explain them all. Ill let you get back to your life now.